Hot Dog DESTROYS Lonely Cow Teddy Johnson 69,420 Views Subscribe Check out Johnson’s other cameos: Johnson Gives a Golden Shower Johnson Slurped Peanut Butter Johnson is Dripping! Craving even more Johnson? Johnson is evicted by a squirrel First rule of fight club: We never talk about fight club Johnson gets his PhDoggy Rebel in action! Johnson looks forlornly from the shower Young Stud BEGS for more meat Johnson puts some balls in his mouth Birthday boy gets his balls Cone of Shame for Johnson Johnson frolicks in the grass Johnson found out he is famous Smoke break! He plays with TWO footballs because he’s got four legs Shaken or stirred, Mr. Johnson? Johnson needs a haircut Frolicking in the grass and wiping his ass! Johnson snuggles his ball So much hair he can’t see in front of him! Johnson’s the boss now His new job is “snowplow” Drifting asleep on a big bed… Johnson is tearing it up Sniffing the flowers, shitting in bushes Photo-op of the century Johnson found his doppelganger Something shitty is going on… Johnson is missing his BALLS Johnson’s getting DIRTY